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It's only semi autobiographical
Monday, June 28, 2004
TIME/ENVY: Thursday
Birthday: Friday
My house: Saturday
Get in contact.
Actually I disagree, there are several tropical skin diseases (and Dave Lister) who can be more irritating, but I need an excuse.
Therefore I am not sorry, and you do not get to hear why I have not been blogging.
I have, however, got a job now, money for old rope really, so I am not complaining. Currently I am doing data input and flow charts, but this week I start doing speed surveys, and I get a cool radar gun, and a free car for the duration...
It is also my birthday on Friday, I'm open for suggestions on what to do for it, currently I am thinking Time on thursday night, and a house part of some description on the saturday. If you want to come, or have any bright ideas, leave a comment or phone/text me.
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
I know it sounds stupid, but due to spending time in her room, where the switches are reversed, I am now constantly walking into my room and turning on the wrong light.
Generally this results in pain, due to the state of my floor. I have lost count of the number of times I stubbed my toe on my weights...
In other news, the Matrices and Multivariate Calculus exam is possibly the most evil exam paper in the whole of existence. So far, it is the only one I think I may have failed... so far. I still have an exam on Vectors and Applications, I'm alright with the vectors, but the Applications may still cause problems...
I have also come to the hard decision not to visit a friend for her birthday. I would love catch up with her again, but due to distance, funds, and other commitments here, I can not make it. If you are reading this, sorry! I will make it up to you.
Now I'm hot and I'm going to revise.
Sunday, June 13, 2004
There is a group of my house mates out at the pub. If they wake me when they come home, I will hurt them all.
Actually, if I do not show up for the exam tomorrow, and there are one or more blood stained corpses on the stairs of Cotswold, then tell the authorites I have run away to Mexico.
But have I? Would I really be stupid enough to put that on the site for all to see? I must be going somewhere else! Or perhaps it is an elaborate double bluff... I am evil after all...
Now I'm tired, and I'm going to bed.
Anyway, just something that has been in my mind for a few hours...
How to ride a horse:
Dept. Social Science
"This is a horse, here, stroke it. Now, we are going to spend the next four years guiding you on how to best care for the horse, look after it, and make it your friend."
Dept. Engineering
"This is what horses eat, watch it eat. Feed it. Well done. Watch me ride the horse. Now you do it. This is how to make it go and stop. Do it."
Dept. Mathematics
"A horse is a mammal with four legs. Given this, ride the horse."
Yeah I know how shit it is, but I came up with it while revising, so shoot me.
Now I'm tired, I'm going to the shop.
Monday, June 07, 2004
Stats exam tomorrow, and I am horrendously unprepared. Ah well, at least I have been having a good time, and on the plus side, I now know how to find the median of a continuous random variable's distribution. Go me!
God, I actually just wrote "go me" what is this world coming to?
Screw it, it is just too bloody hot today.
Now I'm hot, and I'm goign to revise more...
Sunday, June 06, 2004
There is only one soloution, those who weild these mops must be destroyed, elimintated from the planet. Or at least the university.
I propose a full on assault using the far superior brooms (of destruction) and the SuperSoakers (of incresed dampening) and, well we can throw in some Napalm too.
On top of this, I have hayfever. I suggest deforrestation and application of more napalm. And salt, lots of salt.
This is all also distracting me from my stats exam. Killing the lecturer probably would not have much effect on the outcome. However... if we napalm wherever they store the exam papers after they are done...
(Complex is back on his medication now, however, UN weapons inspectors were unable to locate his napalm reserves, so there may still be a threat to world safety...)
Now I'm sneezing, and I'm going to revise.
Friday, June 04, 2004
There was a knock on my door, I assumed it was one of my housemates, and thus answered the door in nothing but my jeans. Instead of someone I recognised, I saw three people, two men and a woman, one holding a fan, another a clipboard and the other a briefcase.
There was a mildly ammusing tableau while I waited for them to speak.
"We've come for your pod floor..."
Needless to say, I was bemused. I also told them in no uncertain terms that they were not going to do anything to my room, because I had no idea who they were. After some diplomacy, I allowed the woman to look at the pod, they then left, saying they would be back... it was all very odd.
Talking of the pod, I also found out just how hard it is to shave one legged. That was ammusing.
In an even more sad turn of events, I had a mathematical epiphany today, learning just how determinants link into 3 dimensional vector calculus. Well, it made me happy.
Now I'm tired, and I'm going to bed.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
I look nothing like this.
Not a lot else happened, the Java exam yesterday went quite well, not great, but ok.
Now I'm cold, and some guy in yellow wants to see me...
