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  • Friday, February 18, 2005

    I just slept for 22 hours... I went to bed early last night, because I am ill. I thought 20.00 was appropriate. I work up today at 18.00. Well, that screwed up my schedule.

    Well, I did wake up at one point long enough to send a text asking for the people in the living room to move upstairs, and then again to ask for one of them to be poked, but after that nothing until six o'clock! Damn.

    Ro and Alex have both given up Alcohol for lent. Freaks. I gave up milk. Far more sensible.

    Still feeling ill, decided to begin a backwards trek through the works of Terry Pratchett, inspired by the recent discussion.

    Now I'm ill, and I'm trying to stay awake.
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    Thursday, February 17, 2005

    Congratulations to Mr Pratchett, for spotting his own work, and I am honoured that you visited my site. Now who are you really?

    I do have a rant lined up, honest, but right now I am down with the most terrible man-flu, so I am going to bed. Without dinner.

    GAH! Also, the finince office has fucked up again, and I will have to go into uni to sort thatout. Not fun.

    Now I'm ill and I'm going to bed.
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    Saturday, February 05, 2005

    Well, exams are over and I am hung over. I'm also going skiing today :-)

    Hence, unless I am really sad andf pay for it, no updates for a week. Like normal.

    Also, next time I want to play knuckles with someone who has forearms twice the size of mine, stop me. My problem is I will not give up, which along with giving me a good win ratio, also often leaves me with a hand the size of a small pig...

    (Challenge to kieran and anyone else who feels like it, where did the last 9 words of the sentence come from?)

    Now I'm tired, and I'm going to go skiing!
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    Tuesday, February 01, 2005

    Todays topic of conversation is taken from:
    http://www.bookofratings.com
    And Lore's List of porn titles taken from a list on usenet...

    NO Cum Dodging Allowed

    Mostly I just want to see the sign for this one. Clearly, in an international sport like bukkake, there have to be pictorial symbols to indicate when cum dodging is allowed, not allowed, and encouraged. Now that I think of it, when is it ever allowed? Is there some whole semen-evasion subgenre that I haven't been informed of?

    Anyway. My exam was abysmal. Never mind.
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    Tonight, channel four seems to be entirely pornographic. From a documentary on early blue movies to the real Linda Lovelace, breasts appear everywhere.

    The real highlight of the evening so far though, has been the first advert after a long debate on "Deep Throat." An advert that started: "Sally thinks her mouth is clean..." and continued on to advertise a new brand of mouthwash. Classic.

    Now I'm tired, and I'll revise till the snowboarding comes on.
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