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  • Wednesday, December 22, 2004

    I was pondering last night, why is it that when returning to the house drunk, it seems next to impossible to make no noise?

    Is it just lack of coordination, or the pressure of the fact that if you do in fact wake someone up, they will blame it on your inebriated condition?

    Last night I used the "It does not matter how much noise you make, so long as you do it slowly" philosophy.

    Which, when you think about it, just makes the noise last longer. Toying with the opposite idea, doing everything as fast as possible, just makes more noise, and makes it sound like you are being burgled.

    You just can not win.
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