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    • Saturday, April 29, 2006

    So many levels.... 

    I saw this online and could not resist sharing it. I have to say, my views have become a little more pronounced due to some reading I have been doing, but I had best not expound them here... Considering how much most religions teach about loving one another and kindness, it is amazing how many people who speak out against them are either hurt or villified.

    Dog Letters To God

    Dear God,
    How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another?
    Where are their priorities?

    Dear God,
    When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

    Dear God,
    Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

    Dear God,
    If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God,
    When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

    Dear God,
    We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

    Dear God,
    Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

    Dear God,
    Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

    Dear God,
    Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
    make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpet thing, again?

    Dear God,
    Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?

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    CAT LETTER TO GOD
    Dear God,
    Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't really care.
    Posted by: Complex / 2:59 pm
    Comments:
    Hello Richard, long time since you've heard from me. Been Introduced to your manuscripts, make quite enjoyable reading I must say. Hope lifes going well. You probably remember me as Alex, drop me a line, and that goes to any of the oaklands crew who can forgive the fact I used to be a bit of an arse! Look forward to hearing from anyone, Its been a while!! alixblayke@hotmail.com
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