Superiority Complex

It's only semi autobiographical

Saturday, April 29, 2006

So many levels....

I saw this online and could not resist sharing it. I have to say, my views have become a little more pronounced due to some reading I have been doing, but I had best not expound them here... Considering how much most religions teach about loving one another and kindness, it is amazing how many people who speak out against them are either hurt or villified.

Dog Letters To God

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another?
Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpet thing, again?

Dear God,
Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?

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CAT LETTER TO GOD
Dear God,
Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't really care.

Posted by: Complex / 2:59 pm

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Sigh

Well, I am fed up, I have probably deleted all the comments on the last post by now. I just got fed up.

I tend to do that during the run up to exams. Oh, and as unfair as it may be, if you post anonamously, I will tend to assume you are just trolling and get pissed off with you. The "name" box is not that hard to fill in, but if your time really is just pressing enough to allow you to comment but not to do this, perhaps just adding your name at the end of the last line? Please?

You are likely to get a much nicer (and more private) reply if you do that.

This message brought to you by someone who should be doing Topology revision.

Posted by: Complex / 2:51 pm

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Trouble

Someone knocked a glass from my hand which fell to the floor, then rolled off of the stage, which I was on, and down to a lower floor. This occasion happened to occur, as it were, next to a bouncer, who immediately moved upstairs. I raised my hand, and walked toward said person, in an attempt to rectify the situation, having already talked to the people who were next to the area in which the glass fell. I should point out that no one was hurt, or even struck by the glass.

I was frogmarched out of the club at this point, and I fully understand their reasoning, although I feel that in this situation it was not needed.

I harbour no ill feeling toward the staff or management, there was nothing else they could have reasonably done, after all, they even let me reclaim my coat from the check-in point.

But I did not throw any glasses.

Posted by: Complex / 2:51 am

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