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  • Saturday, March 08, 2008

    A couple of days 

    Since the last post I have evened the score at racket ball to 5 games a piece, had the three most awful skiing lessons of my life and won a couple of dollars at "shut the box."

    I have a general rule about writing when drunk, this rule is 'keep it short.' I shall endeavor to do so.

    Some crazy stuff is happening out here, but what with the snow, and the chance to ski as fast as I can through tree filled slopes in a t-shirt, I am neither bothered nor interested. Perhaps i shall write about that later.

    Coming soon: the arrival in the US story, and whatever the hell that strange American was saying to me in the bar...


    Whadup dog, you must be practicing for da park, coz you damn carved up that cake homie!
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    A couple of days 

    Since the last post I have evened the score at racket ball to 5 games a piece, had the three most awful skiing lessons of my life and won a couple of dollars at "shut the box."

    I have a general rule about writing when drunk, this rule is 'keep it short.' I shall endeavor to do so.

    Some crazy stuff is happening out here, but what with the snow, and the chance to ski as fast as I can through tree filled slopes in a t-shirt, I am neither bothered nor interested. Perhaps i shall write about that later.

    Coming soon: the arrival in the US story, and whatever the hell that strange American was saying to me in the bar...


    Whadup dog, you must be practicing for da park, coz you damn carved up that cake homie!
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    Wednesday, March 05, 2008

    More interesting 

    Things are starting to look up activity wise now, since the last post I had two games of racquetball. One win, one loss to Tom, so the score is 4-4...

    Went shopping today, what is it about the female mind that is so different to the male with regards to shopping?

    I needed socks, so I went into the shop and bought them, time elapsed: 5 minutes.
    I waited for the girls to pick up their items. Time elapsed? 55 minutes.

    In fact, with all this time waiting, I accidentally bought whisky and wine!

    OK, I say "accidentally" but I had to walk down the road, into another shop, and show photo ID to do so, but my point still stands.

    Then on to Greg's, where I learned to play golf. It is all, apparently, in the thumbs.

    Now I'm tired, and I'm going to bed.

    As for the gossip.... I'd probably better not elaborate!
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    Monday, March 03, 2008

    let's start writing again! 

    An official announcement: I intend to start writing again.

    Yes, I know. I keep trying and managing about a week, but this time I might actually have something to write about!

    For those of you who do not know, I am in the USA working as a ski instructor, and have been since early January. I will flesh out the details later, but for now I will let that suffice. Last night involved beer and poker, and I am completely knackered, so I am taking a day off from skiing. As you can imagine, most days are fairly interesting and or hectic, but today counts as my day of rest. So, for your reading pleasure; what I achieve when I am not working or skiing for a day:

    Wake up.
    Hit snooze.
    Repeat x6.
    Get up.
    Realise water is frozen in toilet.
    Close window.
    Eat slice and a half of BBQ chicken pizza.
    Worry about how long you can store chicken for at room temperature.
    Throw away rest of pizza.
    Eat whole tub of Ben and Jerrys.
    Read webcomics.
    Talk to Nix.

    As you can see gentle reader, I am living the dream, USA style!

    Now I'm tired, and I'm staying in bed.
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